See, when you use them though, you are going to find out that it was actually possible to go triking even while still in laying down position. That would mean nirvana for most of us who have been dreaming of transportation without the use of ANY of our movements. Still, we still have to use our legs so we guess they are still not up to here yet with innovation. In the future, there will be no need for movements. For now, we have Recumbent Trikes.
Did you know that you could not pedal to the medal while lying down? Is that not the greatest thing to have ever graced the lazy ears of us lazy people? What next? Are they going to invent the car that drives open its own without us having to drive it ourselves?
But then again we are really lazy bunches of garbage people so we most likely will be okay with all of that. To not be moving that much while pretending to exercise on a bike? Hot damn, it sounds like, a fun time.
And then we could even try to race each other on those ridiculous yet awesome trikes and just generally make the most of it. Because by God those things look fun to mess around with. We wonder if you could drive those things around with someone sitting on top of you.
That will make things even harder for us when we decide that the world is beautiful and we have to move in order to look at it. So this tricycle thing sounds amazing but at the same time an omen to our lazy downfall. Is it really okay for us to become such slobs to society?
And it will certainly be entertaining to see a bunch of adults racing along the road in their trike like that. It sounds like an event that would be on Twitter for a long time too. And people will bound to make memes about it because that is what internet people do with their spare time. And as fun as that sounds, it does make the internet people seem a little pathetic.
Maybe even record it and post it on a social media platform just to show to the world how much fun total idiots can have in one single night. With the use of alcohol and this weird looking trike. Other dumber people have done worse than this and at least you are not likely to die with this one.
Would you not buy that if it was being waved at you right in front of your nose? Because we would buy that right away regardless of a stupid diet we are supposed to go through. Because we all do not have the money we want for ourselves so if we are even a little bit hungry and the food is being offered to us at a cheap price, then, of course, we buy it.
And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.
Did you know that you could not pedal to the medal while lying down? Is that not the greatest thing to have ever graced the lazy ears of us lazy people? What next? Are they going to invent the car that drives open its own without us having to drive it ourselves?
But then again we are really lazy bunches of garbage people so we most likely will be okay with all of that. To not be moving that much while pretending to exercise on a bike? Hot damn, it sounds like, a fun time.
And then we could even try to race each other on those ridiculous yet awesome trikes and just generally make the most of it. Because by God those things look fun to mess around with. We wonder if you could drive those things around with someone sitting on top of you.
That will make things even harder for us when we decide that the world is beautiful and we have to move in order to look at it. So this tricycle thing sounds amazing but at the same time an omen to our lazy downfall. Is it really okay for us to become such slobs to society?
And it will certainly be entertaining to see a bunch of adults racing along the road in their trike like that. It sounds like an event that would be on Twitter for a long time too. And people will bound to make memes about it because that is what internet people do with their spare time. And as fun as that sounds, it does make the internet people seem a little pathetic.
Maybe even record it and post it on a social media platform just to show to the world how much fun total idiots can have in one single night. With the use of alcohol and this weird looking trike. Other dumber people have done worse than this and at least you are not likely to die with this one.
Would you not buy that if it was being waved at you right in front of your nose? Because we would buy that right away regardless of a stupid diet we are supposed to go through. Because we all do not have the money we want for ourselves so if we are even a little bit hungry and the food is being offered to us at a cheap price, then, of course, we buy it.
And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.
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