Jellyfish Training: What If a Jellyfish Could Use Kettlebells?

By Rob Sutter


Jellyfish have no bones. Scientists have shown us that they have no bone structure and that they are a heap of squishy cells. I want to know if a jellyfish, if it were injected with human stem cells, would be able to follow training with kettlebells? I can imagine a hybrid creature improving with bones and human features, being able to do such a workout.

If I was a squishy being with no bone structure and I established some sort of skeleton, the first thing I would do is a workout concerning these unique weights. This form of training is severe and it takes a good set of bones to do any kind of kettlebell training. This would be an colossal feat for a jellyfish, in my mind. Perhaps if we get to a point where science is this robust, such an occurrence may be possible.

Working with kettlebells not only helps to build strength in the cartilage naturally seen in the body but muscles are refined as well. Let's say that a jellyfish wanted to prove its worth when it came to strength overall. This workout method could be perfect, except for the fact that a creature like this has no bone structure to be seen. Even if a jellyfish gains bones, they are rather new and could stand to be broken easily. This may be where fitness authorities the likes of Lorna could come into play.

This type of exercise has been around for seemingly ever but it's safe to say the jellyfish has been in existence for much longer. I believe that such a creature is so strong that it could build bone structure and conduct kettlebell exercises in practically no time at all. The abilities that this creature has are quite stunning. If these weights were put to use, then I'm sure the body of that creature would become stronger in due time.

Jellyfish are almost pure muscle. If a jellyfish ever grew a spine and performed a kettlebell workout, I think they would be a rising sun in the destruction of the human race. I sure hope that a jellyfish never comes across this form of workout plan. I wouldn't want to be a slave to the new jellyfish order. I know they would whip me with those electrical tentacles while they are doing these types of training workouts.




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